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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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