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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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