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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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