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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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