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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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