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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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