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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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