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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗
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