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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮
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