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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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