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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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