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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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