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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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