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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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