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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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