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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁
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