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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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