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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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