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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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