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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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