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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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