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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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