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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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