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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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