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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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