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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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