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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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