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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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