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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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