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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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