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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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