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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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