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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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