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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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