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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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