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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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