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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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