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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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