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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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