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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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