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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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