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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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