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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍
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