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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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