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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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