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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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