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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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