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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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