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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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