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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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