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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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