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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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